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seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

I love how behind every single window, there is a different person who has a story that we know nothing about and I sometimes forget that my life isn’t the only life in the world

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Decoding Your Restaurant Menu [medium]
lolfactory:

A wrong triangle..- funny pics tumblr
lolfactory:

Will it fit?- funny pics tumblr
lolfactory:

You know what this adultery needs? Sandwiches!- funny pics tumblr